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"The fifth day after fleeing the house, their new ROOMBA found them.”

For a minute there, I thought you’d posted your new cover, Connie.

No, it’s the photo from her honeymoon.

You’re right, Xtina!  The prehistoric clothes should have given it away!

"Thank God someone’s brought electricity!”

Honey - I warned you not to buy from that used flying saucer dealer - I’m not getting in that - I’ll walk to the mall.

She knew nothing said “hello, aliens” quite like leopard skin.

"Take me to your weeder.”

You guys are slaying me!

"Don’t you worry Jane” said Tarzan making a claw of his hand, inspired by her sexy outfit… “I’ll scratch their eye out!”

LOL! These are great!

"If one hand is on my shoulder ....and the other is right there.....then how could that be a gun to my back?”

Me. Man.  This woman.  My woman. What you have for trade.

"Don’t be scared, babe. It’s just my new camera for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot.”

But honey the doctor said my new diaphragm was experimental

I thought I asked you NOT to invite your mother to our new place!

Or…

I told you the new and improved Roomba would knock your socks off… Now, if we only had electricity!

"Oh God! Company’s coming, and I truly have NOTHING to wear!”