CONNIE BROCKWAY OFFERS SOME CLUES AS TO WHY HISTORICAL ROMANCE IS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE
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just some random observations, is all, Xtina. Why?
One question:
1) what kind of jeans?
One observation:
1) the longer the hair gets, the softer. Either you shave and slack and get prickly, or you bag the whole practice altogether and get soft....and maybe get warm enough to hibernate.
Hibernation is my goal.
#1 is the best!
Actually number 5 is SO true to life, though…
Love them, Connie!
Eloisa
I have an inkling Connie was having a moral dilemma over a pair of jeans. As for myself, I think that I’m worth it, and will pay a pretty penny to outfit myself in what I think and know looks good. No shame over spend $200 on a pair of jeans here.
You go, Diane!
Oh, and the hero always remembers what time of the month it is and never asks for the billionth time, “Why are you so tense? You need to relax, step back, chill out....like me!”
PMS should have stayed a mystery to men! Just so they could still be afraid, very very afraid.
I love the thought of ‘having a tray in my room’!
When the heroine retires to her room with a headache or a cold, the hero is loving and caring and never says “the kids are hungry. What are you planning to make for dinner?”
i think i have a bear somwhere in my ancestry.. (tmi?) ah to be one of those heroines that has soft, baby-bottom legs ALL THE TIME…
and then: the hair never get greasy but stay like a wella-comercial, despite not washing it frequently
hero never has sock-stripe-marks on his calfs (or werever his stockings end)
and he can spend lots of time outdoors clothed, and still manage to get an even tan.. all over. (i want to know the brand he is using..)
I live in Missouri. Do you need me to do an intervention for your boots, Connie? Tony Lama boots are a very important staple to a wardrobe. What kind of mother runs off with your Tony Lamas?
What are you trying to say, Connie?