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LOL!

You guys are a joy to read…

You’re such a pain in a A***, Elizabeth Bevarly!!!

Examples of jazzy titles:

I MARRIED BIG-FOOT

LOCAL MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE

or my favorite:

SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER PURCHASED BY EVIL—no—NICE CULT
Check Out Our New Cult Lifestyle Section

These are from the Simpsons, btw.

Oh good GOD!  I just snorted coffee out of my nose! Bwahahahaha! 

Don’t make me pull this car over girls........

Oh, I LOVE the Simpsons.  I often quote Homer.  Especially when he says things like, “Mmm.  Doughnuts.”

And I’m glad we’re able to keep you guys entertained.  It’s what we get paid for, after all.  :o)