Teresa Brings You a Work-Related Injury

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buttercup said...

Where do I sign up?  Line forms behind me. tongue rolleye

11/07  at  05:06 PM

{author}'s avatar MsHellion said...

*jumping up and down* Me, me, me!

11/07  at  05:12 PM

{author}'s avatar Chele said...

*raises her hand and waves it frantically* ME!!  Me me me me me!!

11/07  at  05:21 PM

{author}'s avatar Christina Dodd said...

Personally, I doubt that it’s Brad Pitt’s ZIPPER that’s going to put someone’s eye out ...

Oh, God ... my word is “zipper73.” Honest! LOL!

11/07  at  05:34 PM

{author}'s avatar Christina Dodd said...

And a fitting end to Christina Dodd Day this is!

11/07  at  05:34 PM

Marg said...

I saw this, and was instantly transported to a fantasy of having Gerard Butler stripping for me! I’d even be happy to have the sore head that goes with it!!!

11/07  at  05:40 PM

Kate-O said...

Baby, I’ll take sore ANYTHING for a strip tease from him, can I trade my hubby?

k

11/07  at  05:45 PM

Carol said...

Congrats MaryMeg!

LOL Buttercup!  I think that’s going to be a long line behind you!

11/07  at  05:59 PM

{author}'s avatar Sid said...

snake <-- is that the laughin so hard im crying smiley?

ohhh man, can you imagine?

hahahahaha

11/07  at  06:30 PM

{author}'s avatar blueskies said...

Add me to the list! It’s Gerry (aka Mayne tongue wink ), of COURSE I would ‘suffer’ through it!

11/07  at  06:49 PM

{author}'s avatar Haven Rich said...

I’d suffer injuries to work with Johnny Depp or Brandon Fraser...*drool*.

And poor Hilary, you can just imagine the stories she could tell her grandchildren. “Yup, I was sitting there and it whacked me in the head.”

“What whacked you in the head grandma???”

“His umm, what do you call that thing...”

11/07  at  06:52 PM

{author}'s avatar Deborah said...

I’m working on a sign right now that says, “Will to scar for Matthew McConnaughey.” I work with some wonderful Plastic Surgeons who could smooth me out.

I’m hoping for the zipper scar myself.

rolleyes

11/07  at  06:54 PM

{author}'s avatar tami said...

As long as he promised to kiss me, I mean, it and make it better kiss

11/07  at  07:22 PM

{author}'s avatar OV_099 said...

COuld I get him to dress like ======> (this will line up, right? LOL) smile

Lois

11/07  at  08:09 PM

{author}'s avatar gannon said...

I am so volunteering...especially if it involves Hugh Jackman and the elastic waistband of his BVDs. wink

11/07  at  08:18 PM

{author}'s avatar AprilA said...

ooooo!!!  me me !!  I so want to volunteer...I’d give my left arm...k...maybe not that drastic...my left butt cheek...ok, I’ll be daring and say my right butt cheek too!! lol

11/07  at  08:22 PM

Carla Swafford said...

Gerard’s eyes are beautiful, but I wouldn’t mind a scratch or two from Hugh Jackman. Hmmm.

11/07  at  08:23 PM

Shoshana said...

I saw Gerads face, and the rest of the blog was blah blah blah.

I will have to recover, and then read it again.

11/07  at  08:53 PM

Shoshana said...

How do we win goodies again?

11/07  at  08:58 PM

{author}'s avatar FilmPhan said...

Line me up too!  What a lucky girl.  I would take her place anytime.  Will that put that scene in the bloopers?

11/07  at  09:01 PM

{author}'s avatar kat said...

Would I sacrifice body parts by filming a striptease scene with GB?

Umm...let me think...HE!! YES I WOULD!!!! *g* I dunno about the putting out the eye part, though. Hard to enjoy the view eyeball-less. wink

11/07  at  09:40 PM

{author}'s avatar froggie said...

I’m all for a hunky guy taking off his clothes for me while dancing seductively.  I’m even ok with it if I somehow get injured during the show - hurt me baby, hurt me!  red face

11/07  at  09:43 PM

amelia said...

I volunteer!!!

11/07  at  09:53 PM

elsiehogarth said...

Ohhhh Gerard!  Most definitely with the Scottish accent. He’s totally a hottie.

11/07  at  10:30 PM

{author}'s avatar Lady Jane said...

I love Gerard Butler!

11/07  at  10:49 PM

catslady said...

congrats marymeg

oh the accent really does if for me tongue rolleye

zipper was a good one - i got develop69 hmmmm.

11/07  at  11:17 PM

NcNan said...

It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

When is that movie coming out again?

11/08  at  06:42 AM

{author}'s avatar Teresa Medeiros said...

Shoshana, if you’re registered as a Squawk member, you’re already eligible to win goodies.  All of the winners are being chosen from our Member List.

11/08  at  08:07 AM

{author}'s avatar Susie Q2/Susan H (KY) said...

How did I miss this?  Did you say you were giving away a strip tease from Gerry Butler? (OMG, drool, drool)....

Sorry, got carried away and didn’t read the fine print.... what’s that old saying “You can’t get something for nothing.” What’s a little battle scar?  Something to brag about!

11/08  at  08:37 AM

{author}'s avatar Avery said...

Oh the perils of being a Hollywood star, where can I sign up?  Speaking of Hollywood stars - can you believe Brittany and Kevin are getting a divorce?  Gee, I thought they were forever.  wink

11/08  at  08:49 AM

{author}'s avatar Jenn said...

it’s Gerard Butler! Who wouldn’t take a suspender to the forehead! I sure would…

As long as I could get him in “Phantom of the Opera” mode.

*drools*

11/08  at  10:12 AM

Cbell said...

Oh… heck! What body part wouldn’t I endanger for a strip tease from G Butler? I mean… come ON!!!

11/08  at  10:32 AM

{author}'s avatar Jenn said...

Amen, Cbell!

hehehehe

11/08  at  10:48 AM

MaryMeg said...

Hey I just found out that I’m a winner and while I am totally thrilled part of me is torn and I wonder if I could trade for a chance to be on the set for a GB striptease!!

11/08  at  11:51 AM

{author}'s avatar Teresa Medeiros said...

No, MaryMeg, but I think we could set something up for a Kitty Kuttlestone striptease!  sick

11/08  at  12:07 PM

MaryMeg said...

LOL and No thanks Teresa!
(Sorry Kitty!)
PS.  My verification word is boy21 - Maybe squawk radio it trying to tell us that we are aiming to high for the Hollywood hunks and should just look around for some young ones!

11/08  at  01:03 PM

Diane Gaston Perkins said...

Oh, ho! I am a card-carrying Gerry fan starting with my first encounter with him last January when I happened upon Phantom of the Opera on HBO. See my account: http://warnerwomen.blogspot.com/2006/01/better-late-than-never-or-joys-of-dark.html

So count me in! I’ll forego any hazard pay for a chance to have a Gerry striptease just for me.

cheers!
Diane

“A Twelfth Night Tale” by Diane Gaston in Mistletoe Kisses. In bookstores now.

11/08  at  01:25 PM

{author}'s avatar Teresa Medeiros said...

Just make sure they’re legal, Mary Meg!

11/08  at  01:35 PM

Chris S. said...

...ohhh… you’ve just described one of my most cherished fantasies…

...except that the role played by Hilary Swank would be mine.  But hopefully with less blood.  I want to impress Mr. Butler, not pass out at his feet.

11/08  at  02:24 PM

{author}'s avatar Manuelita said...

I’ve never seen that picture of Gerard Butler before.  He looks so yummy and gorgeous.  It is now one of my favorites!  And yes, Gerry can striptease for me any ol’ time!

11/08  at  03:43 PM

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