Thursday, November 30, 2006
CONNIE BROCKWAY OFFERS SOME CLUES AS TO WHY HISTORICAL ROMANCE IS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE
1> no matter how long the heroine has gone without shaving, the hero never makes snide remarks about her getting ready to hibernate for the winter
2> the heroine never has moral dilemnas about things like paying $185.00 for a pair of jeans that made her ass look GREAT
3> because the heroine’s ass never sags, she’d never have a moral dilemna about things like paying $185.00 for a pair of jeans
4> the heroine’s mother never goes into her closet to find out that the heroine has absconded to Missouri with her favorite pair of vintage Tony Lama riding boots
5> the hero never tells the heroine jokes about PMS WHEN SHE’S HAVING PMS!