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Dearly Beloved Husband gave me his Christmas list today. Now, usually I manage to nag Dearest into making a list by Christmas Eve day and it is scribbled on the back of an old gas bill envelope and has things like this on it: “Scotch (this is generally crossed out because He’s likely not to have finished last year’s bottle yet) A book. Whatever you think Id like.” Well, that narrows it down! So, this year when Uggums slipped the gas bill envelop under my laptop on such ridiculously early date, I was all aflutter to see what Honeybun wanted. Here’s the three items that comprised My Prince’s list. In order of preference, least to greatest.

Number three:
Brass caps for reloading shotgun shells

Number Two:
Six mallard decoys

And Number One on the List? The thing he wanted most of all?
A Kum-Duck

I nearly fell off my chair scrambling for the keyboard so I could get on the net and find out what sort of whackiness was this.
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So, what’s the oddest thing that’s appeared on your Christmas lists?