Friday, December 29, 2006

Connie Resolves to Make Her Friends Better People


I resolve Teresa will never spam us with another Russell Crowe picture again
I resolve that Elizabeth will reconnect with the nomadic Brotherhood of the Wii for a 4:00 a.m. Target parking lot reunion
I resolve that Eloisa will stop insisting the heroines on her cover be semi-naked (however, if she wants to insist the art department peel some clothing off of her heroes, I’m in)
I resolve that Lisa will go an entire 24 hours without applying any make-up and in addition leave the house and go shopping in this state
I resolve that Christina will become more secure and stop telling everyone, “I wish I had Connie’s style”