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Like so many of you, I’m a big yellow chicken. And I don’t mean a Squawk chicken, either. Scary movies, er, scare me. So my husband and I had been married only a little while when he said, “I heard THE EYES OF LAURA MARS is good.” And me, not realizing he’d probably heard this from a random stranger standing on the street corner wearing a ski mask and holding a bloody chain saw, said, “Sure! Let’s go!”

Sooo…the plot is that Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway) is a fashion photographer who starts posing her shoots like this mysterious serial killer is posing his victims, and when the police catch up with her, they realize she has a psychic connection with the killer, and she starts seeing his murders through his eyes as he commits them. Oh, and he’s killing her friends by STICKING ICE PICKS IN THEIR EYES!!!

Until that moment, Scott didn’t know anyone could watch a whole movie with their hands over their eyes. Euw!

Runner-up on the Christina chicken movie list — GHOSTBUSTERS! That giant marshmellow man … brrr!