Friday, April 27, 2007

Christina Dodd’s Secret Revealed!


imageAs the Squawk reporters went to Christina Dodd’s office to take pictures, we were shocked, shocked, to see that the rumors were true. Christina employs a ghostwriter, none other than the famous Ritter Dog. A quick check of the records reveals that he wrote many of her bestselling titles, including:

COLLIE IN THE WINDOW
RULES OF PAPER TRAINING
THE DOG KIDNAPS A BONE
LOST IN YOUR PAWS
THE GREATEST WOOFER IN ALL ENGLAND
CLAWS TO YOU
And most recently
TONGUE IN BONE

Ritter’s books span the genres and include:

HAIRY RITTER AND THE GOBLET OF DOG TREATS
ALTERED STATE: A Personal Nightmare
WHEREWOLF?
PUP AND PREJUDICE
FRENCH POODLE KISS
HOWLIN’ IN THE RAIN
LADY CHIHUAHUA’S LOVER
CAT ON A HOT TIN PLATE
MUCH ADO ABOUT MILKBONES
FLEA-ICULA

And of course, the most famous romance of all time:
JANE AIREDALE