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Well, we’ve all heard of DIK’s (Desert Island Keepers) but to celebrate the 3rd season debut of LOST tonight, I want to talk about another feminine necessity--DIG’s, also known as Desert Island Guys.  These aren’t the men you’d necessarily want to marry.  Or even the men you’d fantasize about having a guilt-free one-night-stand with.  These are the guys who can provide shelter, conversation and a little body heat to warm up those long lonely nights while you’re waiting for the Coast Guard (or the Royal Navy) to come sailing by. 

You can count on Captain Jack Sparrow to get you drunk and seduce you but could he build a hurricane-proof tiki hut?  And what about the luscious Sawyer from LOST?  Nobody broods or scowls more eloquently but what if he was off in the jungle sulking just when you wanted him to mix you up a nice pina colada in a coconut shell?  Jack Bauer from 24 can be really handy with that all-purpose backpack (he probably already has a pointy stick designed just for catching fish or skewering government spies) but what if he starts shouting at you and you spill all of your secrets?  (Or he decides to shoot you in the head just because you have a touch of PMS?)

I was watching re-runs on TBS the other night when I picked my own DIG--Adventurer and treasure seeker Rick O’Connell from THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS.  He’s easy on the eyes, has a strapping build, tans very nicely, is very protective, has a sense of humor and a fairly sunny personality and can fire two pistols at once better than just about any hero I’ve ever seen.  (And if anybody remembers GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE, he doesn’t look half bad in a loincloth either!)

So who do YOU want mixing up YOUR pina coladas and braiding the palm fronds on YOUR tiki hut?  If you had to be trapped on a desert island WITHOUT a good book, who would you want to protect you, amuse you, and make you wish the Coast Guard/Royal Navy would never come sailing by?