Sunday, April 05, 2009

Teresa’s Top Ten Reasons to Buy SOME LIKE IT WILD


image You know the drill. An author blogs and pretends to be wildly clever and engaging just so you’ll rush out and buy her latest release. As the aforementioned wildly clever and engaging author, I decided to just skip the foreplay today and give you the “Top Ten Reasons You Should Buy SOME LIKE IT WILD”:

1) Frappucinos don’t come cheap.  At $3.71 a pop, I need at least $60 a month just to support my Starbucks habit. (And detox at a clinic in Switzerland is going to be even MORE pricey!)

image 2) Cats need kibble. As you can see, the economy already has my cats Buffy and Willow the Mouse Slayer worried about where their next packet of Tender Vittles will be coming from. (Or to be grammatically correct—from whence their next packet of Tender Vittles will...oh...never mind.)

3) You can stimulate the economy.

4) You can stimulate yourself.  (Hey, get your minds out of the gutter!  I meant you could stimulate your IMAGINATION.)

5) A Psychology Today study has proven that women who read romance have 78% more sex than women who don’t.  And most of them are even having it with their husbands. 

6) At the end of SOME LIKE IT WICKED (the first book in this series), Catriona’s long lost brother Connor was about to meet a grim fate. Aren’t you just the least bit curious to find out what happened to him? 

image 7) If you don’t buy this book, I could end up being reduced to eating McDonald’s on the floor of the airport with Suzanne Enoch for the rest of my life. (We were one french fry away from having passersby drop quarters in our Diet Coke cups!)

8) Romance novels are still an incredible entertainment value.  I promise to whisk you away to the splendor of the Scottish Highlands and the exquisite glamour of the Regency London ballroom where an incredibly hot, brawny Highlander will make mad, passionate love to you for hours on end while proclaiming his eternal devotion. And all for only $7.99! 

9) So my publisher will offer me another contract.

10) So I can write more books that will bring me back to Squawk Radio where I will once again sacrifice all pride and good taste so I can beg you to buy them.

Hugs,
Teresa
http://www.teresamedeiros.com

(This blog was originally published at www.thegoddessblogs.com)

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